I laughed out loud.  Naked you stand before me with what looks like a tiny, tiny, tiny little cock. How disappointed your girlfriend must be!  I can’t believe my eyes, maybe they are deceiving me…. I get the tape measure and magnifying glass and examine this pathetic little thing in more detail…. then call Ella, my maid.   Her eyes pop out viewing such a teenie weenie little willy….LOL.  I dress you up in frilly panties and lace stockings and consider hiring you out to all the studs at the local rugby club!!  None of them would know you are a man, it is just so small it disappears under the satin gusset, even when aroused. “What a waste of a man you are I bet your girlfriend gets her satisfaction elsewhere with a REAL man…”LOL.